Habits + Banana Cookies

"Because it was Aristotle who said, `Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do." --Shaquille O'Neal

0957 - 0228

"Yo, Wakeupp!!!"

"15 more minutes"

"Nice to meet you Tuguy"

We make our own parking @ Cypress

Manu Chao + Boarding!

Olympics are over?

gg

Running on the treadmill barefoot, really? REALLY???

Bigger water bubbles in the hot tub?!

SWIMMING UNDERWATER WITH MY EYES OPEN!!!

Wargeta's Mr.Taurian J. Fontenette!

Duncan's awesome stories

Sons Of Anarchy

Oz

I Want:

-to always stay happy

-to know everything and still not know everything (knowing vs understanding)

-my Mother to be healthy

-Shrek to get 2mil vpps

-Rusky to keep doing what he is doing

-to keep discovering new music

-to keep improving in all aspects of life

-to live forever?

-for all the people in the world to be friends

-for us all to try our best to understand others and at times accept things for what they are, be it good or bad, but of course try and get better

-for me to stop writing such cheese lines, such as another one below

-Peace on Earth

-to never have to sleep, because life is too short and there is too much of everything to do/learn/experience/share/etc

-to not be materialistic

-to know what will happen in hundred, thousand, million years from now

-to learn everything that has already happened right before i die

-for any of the languages in the world to never stop existing

-"peel bananas" whenever we want

-no person in the world smoking cigarettes

-for summer to be summer, winter to be winter, and so on

-to look at Mél in person and know what she wants to tell me

-for everyones wishes and dreams to come true

-etc

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Early Playoffs

This year's playoffs will be super tight, all teams fighting for spots, makes the end of the regular season very enjoyable to watch.

The ATLiens keep failing to stay ahead of the fast aging Celtics with this loss to the...Knicks (i know there are few [one] of their fans reading this). What do you think the Roster is thinking as J-Smoove is about to hammer it down left handed?

Darren Collison putting up 16 points and 20 assists! Too bad his CP3-less Hornets won't be able to make the playoffs with a .500 record in the tough west conference.

What is very interesting is that this year in the east every team might need to be at .500+ in order to make the playoffs, a rarity in recent years.

Tyreke Evans putting up his first career triple-double on the Raptors tonight more then solidifies him to win this years Brandon award.

By the way how many game winners does Black Mamba have this year? The line separating best player now is still very thin, but few things are more clear: LBJ = Most Dominant, while KB24 = Most Clutch.

Also this happened last night:

Cordozar Calvin Broadus

Snoop Dogg's 3 rules from vladzhuk on Vimeo.

Saw a small Snoop Dogg concert at the Commodore Ballroom last night. Eat a huge banana in Big Bird's car then peeled one more in Big Bear's car before hopping on the skytrain on the way to downtown. Snoop almost disappointed because he showed up at around 1040, the show was scheduled for 0800 and when we got in we were told it will start at 0900. Vic wasn't able to stand his ground in the front of the stage in the second row, but he stayed inside Commodore and watched it all still just form a bit further back.

+ few things for new school kiddies:

Vladik In Wonderland

The Red Queen: I need a pig here!
[Live pig is slid under her feet]
The Red Queen: I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
[Mad Hatter chuckles]
The Red Queen: Stop that!
[He does]

The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Official Zhuk Rating: 9/10 bananas

Just For Fun

10 FIRSTS
first best friend: (that i can remember) Sasha Makarov
first item you stole: must be something from the Family dinner table before dinner
first pet: German shepherd called "Right"
first piercing: still have none
first school: #62 @ Central L'viv
first crush: girl in kindergarten that i wanted to hold hands with on the daily walk but she did not want to so i cried and threw a fit.
first kiss: spin the bottle in grade 3/4 with...forgot the name :(
first car: Honda Civic Hatchback 1995

9 LASTS
last time you smoked: smoked what? cigarettes, grade 6 in the village.
last food you ate: 3 scrambled eggs, brown bread with ham and swiss cheese toasted and 2 glasses of 2% milk
last movie you watched on dvd at home: been a while, think i was rewatching Amelie
last movie you watched at the cinema: Shutter Island
last text message: HA EXCITING since its has been 10 day anniversary of my first ever cell phone - "Gonna pass dinner bro too tired" - Ericson
last music video u saw: "Coldest Winter" by Kanye West
last song you listened to: "Up, up and Away" by Kid Cudi
last words you said: "ty smishno vpala, tebe treba pidnayty?

8 HAVE-YOU-EVERS
dated a best friend: no thanks, not a 'faggosh'
been arrested: no
been on TV: no
eaten sushi: DUH...only every 2nd day at least, last night at Ebie's
cheated on your BF/GF: yes
been on a blind date: no, i like to keep my eyes open!
been out of the country: yes
been in love: yes, once

7 THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. underwear
2. shorts
3. socks
4. t-shirt
5. sweatpants
yes i am a big time fashinista

6 THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TODAY
1. sleep

2. poop
3. read newspaper (while on toilet)
4. brush teeth
5. eat
6. open my laptop

5 FAVORITE THINGS
1. toro sashimi
2. music
3. happy/honest people
4. Vancouver
5. laptop

4 PEOPLE YOU TRUST THE MOST
1. OG
2. VZ
3. VL
4. MP

3 THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Not die...
2. These are getting too cheesy now...
3. EVERYTHING MY MIND CAN THINK OF

2 CHOICES
good health and happiness

1 PERSON YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW?
MP, needs some cheering up

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