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Sir Charles was jealous of Steve Nash for getting to carry the Olympic torch.

CB34 sets it up and anyone (this case Kenny "The Jet" Smith) will knock it out of the ball park.

Kenny: "yeah i wanna see you r-u-n...with anything"

- Amare to Cavs would be cool, but not much difference for the LBJ tbh.

- Most deserving first time all-star: K.Durant, he basically played his way in it last year when he scored 46p. in the rookie/sophomore game)

Least deserving: Al Horford, "WDF?!" (<- simple comment)

- here come the introductions...false start its just Usher performance with his cheese dancing...the back up dancer are very good so that might make him seem not as good as i heard he was...okay finally he disappears into the ground...FINALLY intros.

The Truth is the biggest poser there is in the NBA in the top echelon of players. And since getting a ring has been getting better at it.

Why didn't CB4 get to start? with this being in his native Dallas and him playing the best basketball this season of any forwards in the league...ahh "fan' voting.

The more time goes on the more it becomes appearent that 'Baby Shaq' the nickname was given to someone a bit to early because Dwight mimics Shaq as much as Kobe does MJ...as coincidence or not but that is what i think.

LBJ on the other hand is special, charismatic, still a kid, has flavor, bets athlete NBA has ever seen and will in our lifetimes, truly one of a kind!

OMG Usher again?!! this time with his hit song.

Western Conference Team,

uhh wtf is Kobe (not playing) wearing? Zach Randolph has come a long way from his youthful days with the Jailblazers. Amare is trully happy to be here, very nice to see. Steve Nash is The Man of The Weekend (Olympics, Skills, ASG).

OMFG more Usher?!! sigh...at least Vic told me the half-time show will be good/sexy.

okay after forty minutes of "stuff" they are going to let them play

Dwight and Tim Duncan take a few seconds to figure out what way each team is going to go.

Irk shoots and scores two jumpers in a row 4-0 West.

KG looks injured or maybe its just the age showing now.

Nice to see Shaq watching the game live, ASG in not ASG without him there.

did Dejuan Blair really do this on Friday in the rookie game, my mind reminds me as i watch Wade do the now such ASG cliche dunk:

Dwight shoot and MAKES a three pointer!

lol as he takes another one right after.

ROOONDOOOOOO!!! about time they let him in.

CB4 (Lincoln HS, Dallas) doing his thing, cool put back slam.

Personally it thought Zach Randolph was going to ride the pine, will keep an eye on his minutes.

(19 minutes)*

***START OF THE 2ND Q****

Crash scores, i shed a tear... NOT, as he air balls the next shot and D-Will jams on the break.

The D-Will Show is on, sweet fast break dish, then alley-oop dunk from Grandpa Bullips.

Who let Al Horford in??? idiot is playing defense!!!

East with the worst 5 on the floor of all time (ASG level) now maybe: D.Lee, Al Horford, G.Wallace, Rose, Wade. If Peirce was on the floor instead of Wade or Rose i might have FF the PVR few minutes ahead.

i am seeing the argument that many people had as to why Kaman should not be an all-star, and i am agreeing with them all now as he is such a stiff and looks awkward on the floor with these other athletes.

LBJ even make his goaltending block looks like a highlight as he tried to block Melo ( - he is on the MVP watch as of now)

***HALF TIME***

i am assuming this is where i get to see the much talked about ShakirASS.

"AHOO" to you too Shakira! 'S.O.S' how fitting. She knows what works for her and does it very well.

What's up with USA and their African-American drummers?...okay, anyways ShariASS is back...brb...

did anyone bust a nut during the half-time show?

Alicia Keys good voice.

Imo, great half-time show, one of the best in a while and definitely ten times better then the Usher jerking ahem dancing at the beginning.

2010 is such an awesome year for sports!

WORLD CUP @ South Africa

WINTER OLYMPICS @Vancouver

FIFA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS @ Turkey

***START OF THE 3RD QUARTER***

how fun is a 3-1 fast break with your wingmen being LBJ and Dwight!

result: sick jam by Dwight from Wade

(the next few plays all come in a row)

LBJ is human: airballs three pointer

LBJ is not human: double pump reverse slam from Wade

LBJ is NOT human: sick reverse putback slam!

PEOPLE, IF YOU LIKE OR LOVE BASKETBALL DO NOT EVER MISS ANY GAME INVOLVING LEBRON JAMES! YOU ARE LUCKY TO SEE THE MOST TALENTED BASKETBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!!

- on a much different note: Craig Sager just might get fired as his interview are so sloppy and the players want to ignore him (notice the type of generic answers they always give him?) but have to answer his question due to contracts i believe.

- score: 118-106 East ahead.

***START OF THE 4TH QUARTER***

- they just announced the attendance for the game: 108,713

- does Pau Gasol ever jump off the ground when he dunk as a trailer on a breakaway? He makes it look as if he does not, maybe he doesn't...

David Aldridge : Joe, how difficult is it to shoot at these hoops in such a big arena with people walking in the background?

Joe Johnson: Nah, its not, if you can shoot - you can shoot.

- Gabrielle Union is purrty

- Nike did great job with the color-ways of the players wearing their shoes and the way it matched the jerseys. East vs West

- Wade has springs!

- SHIIIITTTT!!! we might have a problem...i think i did not set the recording for long enough...

137-137 with 12.7 seconds to go FUCK MY LIFE...oh and LOL D-Will just fouled Wade, WHY??!!!

TAPE ENDS...

still think my ASG watching experience was better than this one:

h_2_izzo Yesterday 7:31pm

Note to self: do not watch All-Star game at the gym when there are grumpy old ladies around who tell you to change the channel to the Olympics so we can see two grown people, dressed like fairies, spin around on frozen water...