Monday, August 31, 2009

Leon aka Joel Jackson

" Why don't black people need mosquito repellent at night?"





Ian Su, Noel, Leon, Patrik, ViC abd Eric.
Sunday night chilling.
A lot of Bananas by Steves Elementary School
Safeway. Single box of 'sundae' ice cream.
Prop bet vs Noel. 10% of body mass by September 1, 2010. 50$ wager. Noel was the man, because he did not try to rip me off on the bet, when he so could have done so and he even explained it to me.
Dazed and Confused. What an odd movie for me to randomly record on the PVR.
Self note on Ian's birthday ot pay for his PVR box so the man can enjoy his TV better.
ViC are a little bit too much for his body. Even he knew it and Noel noticed and told us.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Automatic Door

listen to the song being played and read the captions:




WTF?!?


"This is a very intelligent Paki, at least he did not kill himself in the name of Allah!! Peeps have asked how he got in? He followed in after a bunch of people who were entering, did not realize the door is Automatic. Once he was in here, it had a different exit from his cave that he is used too. ALLAH AKBARRR!! "


".....He could not wait to get to the 72 virgins on the other side. He thought he was heading to Muslim Paradise!!!"


The guy is clearly insane. Because: a sane person would have stepped closer to the door to examine it (where it would have opened) AND/OR a sane person would have asked others how to open that "magic door".

He is that insane, to rather ram his head into the door than to ask another person.
Of course he's insane, otherwise why would he be wearing a pyjama? :D"

Monday, August 10, 2009

pam bamm bammm pam bam

everybody's out to get me, don't you let it drag you down, if you ever feel neglected, if you think that all is lost, i'll be counting up my demons, hoping everything's not lost


pam bam bammm pam bamm pam bamm in my place, lines that i could not change, i was lost, cross lines shooting across i was lost oh yeah, yeeahhhhh, how long will she wait for me, yeahhh how long will she pain for me, yeahhh how long will she wait for me? i was scared, i was scared tired and underprepared, if you go , leave me here all on my own, yeahhh how long will she wait for me? yeahhh how long will she pain for me? yeahhh how long will she wait for me? singing please please please come back and sing to me, come on and sing now now come on and sing to me, come back and sing, in my place, in my place i was lost, oh yeah oh yeah


where do we go nobody knows, i've got to say im on my way down, god gave me style and gave me grace, god put a smile upon my face. where do we go to draw the line? i've got to say i've wasted all your time, honey honey, where do i go to fall from grace? god put a smile upon my face. where do we go nobody knows, don't ever say you are on your way down, god gave you style and gave you grace, god put a smile upon your face.


tooloo tooloot toolootoo loot tool looo too loot oh love i seespider web is tangled up with me i lost my head, thought of all the stupid things i said. oh no what's this? spider and i'm caught in the middle so i turn to run, and thought of all the stupid things i've done. ahh i've mnever meant to cause you trouble ive never meant to do you harm...tooloootoo too loo oh no i've never meant to do you harm...they've spun a web for me...

i've spun a web for me ___

Friday, August 7, 2009

Annie Hall [1977] by Woodie Allen





Official Zhuk Rating: 9/10 bananas


Such an intellectually funny movie about the truths of life and relationships.


[In California]
Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.



[Annie wants to smoke marijuana before sex]
Alvy Singer: Yeah, grass, right? The illusion that it will make a white woman more like Billie Holiday.
Annie Hall: Well, have you ever made love high?
Alvy Singer: Me? No. I - I, you know, If I have grass or alcohol or anything, I get unbearably wonderful. I get too, too wonderful for words. I don't know why you have to get high every time we make love.
Annie Hall: It relaxes me.
Alvy Singer: You have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed?
Annie Hall: Well, what's the difference anyway?
Alvy Singer: Well, I'll give you a shot of sodium pentathol. You can sleep through it.
Annie Hall: Oh come on. Look who's talking. You've been seeing a psychiatrist for 15 years. You should smoke some of this. You'd be off the couch in no time



Alvy Singer: It's mental masturbation!
Annie Hall: And you would know all about THAT, wouldn't you?
Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.



[Alvy is asked to try cocaine]
Alvy Singer: I don't want to put a wad of white powder in my nose. There's the nasal membrane...
Annie Hall: You never want to try anything new, Alvy.
Alvy Singer: How can you say that? Whose idea was it? I said that you, I and that girl from your acting class should sleep together in a threesome.
Annie Hall: Well, that's sick.
Alvy Singer: Yeah, I know it's sick, but it's new. You didn't say it couldn't be sick.



[Alvy and Annie are seeing their therapists at the same time on a split screen]
Alvy Singer's Therapist: How often do you sleep together?
Annie Hall's Therapist: Do you have sex often?
Alvy Singer: [lamenting] Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.
Annie Hall: [annoyed] Constantly. I'd say three times a week.






Thank you Woody Allen for being an honest genius!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Secret Beach




take your best guesses as to where this is and how you can get there?!?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

2007 - Diary narrated by Nas

Жук says (9:53 PM):
ate breakfast, when to shoot hoops, then went for a bike ride, tide was out so we ent out into the ocean, its was cool ask Shrek so far, chilled, when to get some food (sushi), then i rented like 6 movies at Rogers, lol 6 that i REALLY wanted to see, home, then played some ball in actual competition haha 2 on 2 and 4 on 4, home ate dinner, going to sleep verrry soon.






extra. nutrition basics:

The 7 Rules of Good Nutrition

Here’s my take on it. I call these principles, "The 7 Rules of Good Nutrition."

These aren’t the newest techniques from the latest cutting-edge plan. Rather, they are simple, time-tested, no nonsense habits that you need to get into when designing a good eating program.

1. Eat every 2-3 hours, no matter what. You should eat between 5-8 meals per day.

2. Eat complete (containing all the essential amino acids), lean protein with each meal.

3. Eat fruits and/or vegetables with each food meal.

4. Ensure that your carbohydrate intake comes from fruits and vegetables. Exception: workout and post-workout drinks and meals.

5. Ensure that 25-35% of your energy intake comes from fat, with your fat intake split equally between saturates (e.g. animal fat), monounsaturates (e.g., olive oil), and polyunsaturates (e.g. flax oil, salmon oil).

6. Drink only non-calorie containing beverages, the best choices being water and green tea.

7. Eat mostly whole foods (except workout and post-workout drinks).
So what about calories, or macronutrient ratios, or any number of other things that I’ve covered in other articles? The short answer is that if you aren’t already practicing the above-mentioned habits, and by practicing them I mean putting them to use over 90% of the time (i.e., no more than 4 meals out of an average 42 meals per week violate any of those rules), everything else is pretty pointless.

Moreover, many people can achieve the health and the body composition they desire following these 7 rules alone. No kidding! In fact, with some of my clients I spend the first few months just supervising their adherence to these 7 rules—an effective but costly way to learn them.

If you’ve reached the 90% threshold, you may need a bit more individualization beyond the 7 rules. If so, search around on this site. Many of these little tricks can be found in my many articles published right here. But before looking for them, before assuming you’re ready for individualization; make sure you’ve truly mastered the 7 rules. Then, while keeping the 7 rules as the consistent foundation, tweak away.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Othello




Kitsilano Beach.
Big Bear and Lil Bear vs four police cars.


Sunday, August 2, 2009

Thanks Kblaze

for yet another great mix of one of my favorite players.
listen to how well this guy picks songs and lyrics to go with his mixes