Rare Times in Charlestown

On very rare occasions to i trash a movie after seeing it.

I try to never see movies that i feel will be below the "6/10" scale.

But this particular movie did exactly that. It was hyped by a lot of people. And i was looking forward to watching this 'gem'. Yet after seeing it i want my hundred and twenty minutes of life back!

The action itself was good, i guess. The plot and story as cheesy and unbelievable as ________ . Have to admit they did pull of a great cast, but so did the people that made The Expendables.

Maybe it is simply not my cup of a tea movie.

Maybe its too hollywoodish for my taste.

Maybe Ben Affleck did it just to bury his sins with some girl he knows in real life.

Maybe i am being too honest and harsh.

Not Sure. Yes. Yes. Maybe. No.

Official Zhukowski Rating: 5.9/10 bananas

Do NOT read anything below (as usual) if you are planning on still seeing this movie

100 things I learned from watching 'The Town' 1. A smart cop will look the other way when he sees a van load of nuns with machine guns. 2.I'm not the only one in Boston with a gun. 3.Bringing the electric chair back to Charlestown may not be such a bad idea. 4. Whenever you can't link one scene with another, an aerial view of Boston is a good idea. 5. If you run to Florida after robbing Fenway Park, the FBI will stop looking for you. 6. A girl will get upset if, after a couple dates, she finds out you robbed her bank a few days ago 7. You can't easily hide a tangerine under a large pile of money 8. Municipal officials don't ask questions when given large sums of cash to renovate a skating rink 9. Chicks will put up with anything and still love a guy even after robbing her bank and kidnapping her. 11. Never work in a bank in Boston after 300 banks are robbed each year. 12. When driving an ambulance, it's always a good idea to wear a seat belt. 13. Even though you are the subject of a man-hunt and the neighborhood is crawling with police, it is possible to leave a note on the head FBI's car without being noticed. 21. Wow, Boston really does have no black people 22. Everyone in Boston still has a 1950's Boston accent. 23. You can live 20+ years of your life, in a small secluded town, where everyone knows everyone, and never find out that your mother didn't "run away". 24. Machine gun fights are common in Boston. 25. When an angry Ben Affleck tries to whisper in your ear, don't lean forward. 26. Diet coke tastes really good when you are in a police shootout. 27. Jon Hamm`s got a great head of hair and the same haircut he had in Mad Men 35 years ago 29. Physically, Ben Affleck is like fine wine... 31. Always wear sunglasses when you're about to steal a bunch of money from Fenway. 32. The best way to get a tramp to leave your room is to put her kid in the hallway. 33. Boston's tough guy crime bosses arrange roses to look tough and get someone to accept a job 59. In case FBI is trying to set a trap for a man in an apartment, at least 3,4 FBI agents must stand near the window so that the man can see them clearly from the front building!