"I'm not 100%, i am 5000% sure that you are the father!!!"
so she said,
Friday, June 26, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Hakka Brothers
you sure you are not Bing Bong Brothers?
Big Bear is just kidding but
do you want to see my penis?
Big Bear is just kidding but
do you want to see my penis?
Three Songs
In the last few months i have been listening to the three songs below almost none stop. Of course, i may listen to some Akon, Aznavour, SOD, and Mr.Buddz, but i always can not help myself and come back to these songs. It is like i need them as we all need water.
Bob Dylan's 'Times Are Changin' was the song for one of the best opening scenes to a movie. That movie being The Watchmen.
The last song on here is by Jimmi Hendrix and i love to turn it up and listen to his voice and that guitar as loud as i possibly can!
Wallpapers
Best site for creative wallpapers VladStudio by Vlad Gerasimov.
Here are some samples:
(click on the photos to see them better)
Here are some samples:
(click on the photos to see them better)
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Real People
"Vlad!!!!
Of course I remember you! You were the happiest guy at work where everyone else was soooo miserable. Seriously, it put a smile on my face to see your name pop up. How are you??? I quickly read your message...but are you in this side of the ocean or back in Vancouver?? I'm going to school in Sweden. Packing up to go home as we speak. 9 months away from home, and away from husband licks balls but I am living my dream - so just something to endure. I will be home over the summer to work at the dreaded Costco but will head back to Sweden soon after. What have you been up to??
Really glad to hear from you my friend.....A"
Of course I remember you! You were the happiest guy at work where everyone else was soooo miserable. Seriously, it put a smile on my face to see your name pop up. How are you??? I quickly read your message...but are you in this side of the ocean or back in Vancouver?? I'm going to school in Sweden. Packing up to go home as we speak. 9 months away from home, and away from husband licks balls but I am living my dream - so just something to endure. I will be home over the summer to work at the dreaded Costco but will head back to Sweden soon after. What have you been up to??
Really glad to hear from you my friend.....A"
June 22, 2k9 (longest day of the year)
Richmond Dike
Had to see "UP" for the second time.
yes i like it that much especially in 3D when they give you these cool stylish glasses. Not like the old times when they were made out of cardboard and very light, basically one time use and throw away type. These new ones are actually fashionable. Well, at least that's what i think and i know 'some' people/monkeys that wore them the whole night after the movie:
Monday, June 22, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
small world
way to go and make me cry.
found this on Charles Aznavour youtube users account.
feel as if i was torn away from my Motherland.
but my life is here now.
how ironic that the song is in Svenska.
as most of the people i am close to were born there.
Charles Aznavour
My favorite singer of all time.
Able to sing in four languages. Yes four!
French, English, Spanish, and Russian.
He is so funny, smart and witty.
See his acting in this song.
Able to sing in four languages. Yes four!
French, English, Spanish, and Russian.
He is so funny, smart and witty.
See his acting in this song.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
UP in 3D by Pixar
WoW
The Official Zhuk Movie Ratings: 9.5/10 babanas
So enjoyable, creative and funny. It had me almost in tears from sadness to laughter from one scene to the next. The Pixar company really came through on their tenth film.
The Official Zhuk Movie Ratings: 9.5/10 babanas
So enjoyable, creative and funny. It had me almost in tears from sadness to laughter from one scene to the next. The Pixar company really came through on their tenth film.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Vancouver Art Gallery
Got some bananas by Erica's house. Then of to the Art Gallery. But we needed some snacks before we went in. So we got ourselves some Japa-Dogs. If you haven't had a japa-dog then you are missing out. They are famous all over the world. Once you have one of these babies you will never ever in your life buy a hot-dog from any corner stand. It just won't be a Japa-Dog.
Right before we were about to enter the gallery we stopped by to see this the ending of a similar (similar because this was taken after we came out of the gallery, but one of the opponents was the same) turbo chess match. They went crazy fast and the end and the guy not in this photo (some chilled twenty year old white guy) won it in the last second!
We were waiting in line to make our "donation" of ten dollars for the four of us to enter the gallery when ViC came back from the washroom and started making his own art on the pillar. How much ViC? 500,000$?!
Trippin' inside the gallery...
Oh, there was one really interesting exhibit of very large photography made small. The artist likes taking photographs of large gatherings of people and their works on a very large scale. His name was Andreas Gursky. Here is my own impression of him on the right using Patrik's camera at the Robson HMV music store (former Virgin Music Mega Store):
These little cinemas at the art gallery were so funny and interesting. This particular one was a black and white silent movie with an automatic piano playing right under it starring some Asian guy in the lead role. It was very funny and trippy.I am very glad i caught this street painting in time:
(will get back to it later, ViC told me the artist wrote beside it "to all the beautiful women of Vancouver". And to me the woman on this painting is very familiar. She reminds me of a woman in one of very famous artist's works. Most likely to be of some 17th century Italian painter)
Of course we were very hungry and had to finish the night at our favorite place to eat this month Guu. Had some Mohitas. A lot of different dishes.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
White Boyz Can Jump
Mike Marra straight out of high school going to Louisville next year.
Rick Pitino are you still there? lol
Rick Pitino are you still there? lol
Monday, June 15, 2009
Poker players are cool people too...
NOT!!!
Favorite athletic activity?
Yoga. (WDF, Yoga is NOT a sport and you look like you never did it, it would help)
Favorite roommate for the summer?
Jarred. (How can you in your right mind say a male name, you gay?)
Missionary or Late Position?
LATE??!!!???!!! must have never experienced Missionary
Favorite athletic activity?
Yoga. (WDF, Yoga is NOT a sport and you look like you never did it, it would help)
Favorite roommate for the summer?
Jarred. (How can you in your right mind say a male name, you gay?)
Missionary or Late Position?
LATE??!!!???!!! must have never experienced Missionary
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Phil Ivey...
He just won his second WSOP bracelet this year in a span of a week and 7th in his life time.
But whats more impressive is he won around $20mil+ in all his prop bets vs various high stakes players.
He is simply Sick
at least he is human as we can see in this video:
if you don't see things differently then you are a fish.
...oh and Lakers won the NBA championship today, but it was so 'YAWN'/predictable since last year when they lost to the Celtics in the Finals.
Phil Jackson becomes the greatest coach in the history. 10 of the last 19 NBA titles have been won by teams coached by him.
Kobe gets his MVP of course. Players such as Adam Morrison, Didier Ilunga-Mbenga and Sun Yue get a ring a la Tyrone Lue who was ironically in street clothes on the Magic bench after suiting up all their previous games.
We finally know who is Luke Walton's real father:
But whats more impressive is he won around $20mil+ in all his prop bets vs various high stakes players.
He is simply Sick
at least he is human as we can see in this video:
if you don't see things differently then you are a fish.
...oh and Lakers won the NBA championship today, but it was so 'YAWN'/predictable since last year when they lost to the Celtics in the Finals.
Phil Jackson becomes the greatest coach in the history. 10 of the last 19 NBA titles have been won by teams coached by him.
Kobe gets his MVP of course. Players such as Adam Morrison, Didier Ilunga-Mbenga and Sun Yue get a ring a la Tyrone Lue who was ironically in street clothes on the Magic bench after suiting up all their previous games.
We finally know who is Luke Walton's real father:
Friday, June 12, 2009
"Picture"
June 11, 2009
What a trip. Woke up to see the Lakers game. Yes, that means i woke up around 1700. Very good game. Dumb coaching or dumb player (J.Nelson) not to foul or at least force D.Fish into a two pointer, be it from then line or a lay up with eleven seconds to go in the regulation with Magic being up three points.
Shrek, ViC, Patrik, Vinny and Greg came to get me. Met Luis in Downtown. He works then goes to MMA training all mostly by bus, he needs three different shirts for day, one for work, one for MMA and one for bus. We all went to the Guu on Robson Street. Had a lot of beer and mohitas (spl?).
All the food tasted very good. Then walked down on Granville Street. Saw a lot of working girls. Never realized there are so many of them working. Guess it was peak time for them. Around midnight.
Went back to Richmond to pick up Patrik's "Lacoste shoe box"...thats when the night took some strange turns:
OMG, i just wrote down the whole tripping experience and by accident clicked back and i wasn't able to save it!!!
What a trip. Woke up to see the Lakers game. Yes, that means i woke up around 1700. Very good game. Dumb coaching or dumb player (J.Nelson) not to foul or at least force D.Fish into a two pointer, be it from then line or a lay up with eleven seconds to go in the regulation with Magic being up three points.
Shrek, ViC, Patrik, Vinny and Greg came to get me. Met Luis in Downtown. He works then goes to MMA training all mostly by bus, he needs three different shirts for day, one for work, one for MMA and one for bus. We all went to the Guu on Robson Street. Had a lot of beer and mohitas (spl?).
All the food tasted very good. Then walked down on Granville Street. Saw a lot of working girls. Never realized there are so many of them working. Guess it was peak time for them. Around midnight.
Went back to Richmond to pick up Patrik's "Lacoste shoe box"...thats when the night took some strange turns:
OMG, i just wrote down the whole tripping experience and by accident clicked back and i wasn't able to save it!!!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Poke Her Bungler
(all poker stories from 2p2ers playing LIVE pokerz)
- Button limps for 800 with approximately 8-10 BB's remaining.
- Small blind completes.
- My friend pushes all in from the big blind (with A5) with 8 BB's remaining.
- Button snap calls and turns over 88.
My friend says: "You had 8's on the button? Why didn't you raise?"
Button's response: "Because I only had eights"
My friend: "Then why did you call the all in?"
Button's response: "Because I had eights."
Young East Indian kid sits down next to me UTG. Dealer pitches the cards around and looks at him for action. The kid hasn't even unracked yet, looks confused and stares back at the dealer.
"$3 to call"
The kid throws in three white chips.
Action moves around, being raised (and maybe re-raised). When it gets back to the kid, he looks at me and says "Can I look at my cards yet?"
I can't help myself "Have you already put some money in?"
"Yes, sir. Three of the white ones."
"Sorry. You can't look now. Throw in six more."
He played the whole hand blind...
Heads up pre-flop.
Lady: I think you have aces but I call.
Me: Why did you call if you think he has aces?
Lady: Well, if he has aces, my 4-4 is about the same as K-K there. And there is no way I am folding K-K pre-flop.
1/2 at the Orleans in Vegas. 6-way limped pot, SB folds and the BB shoves all-in for $79. Everyone folds except for the Button who forcibly says "Call" and flips over his hand - 95 offsuit.
BB looks confused, turns over JJ, the dealer runs the board and the BB wins the hand.
As I'm sitting next to the Button, I ask him, "Um...you mind me asking why you called his all-in with 95?"
The guy looks at me like I'm a total noob and replies, "I had position."
- Button limps for 800 with approximately 8-10 BB's remaining.
- Small blind completes.
- My friend pushes all in from the big blind (with A5) with 8 BB's remaining.
- Button snap calls and turns over 88.
My friend says: "You had 8's on the button? Why didn't you raise?"
Button's response: "Because I only had eights"
My friend: "Then why did you call the all in?"
Button's response: "Because I had eights."
Young East Indian kid sits down next to me UTG. Dealer pitches the cards around and looks at him for action. The kid hasn't even unracked yet, looks confused and stares back at the dealer.
"$3 to call"
The kid throws in three white chips.
Action moves around, being raised (and maybe re-raised). When it gets back to the kid, he looks at me and says "Can I look at my cards yet?"
I can't help myself "Have you already put some money in?"
"Yes, sir. Three of the white ones."
"Sorry. You can't look now. Throw in six more."
He played the whole hand blind...
Heads up pre-flop.
Lady: I think you have aces but I call.
Me: Why did you call if you think he has aces?
Lady: Well, if he has aces, my 4-4 is about the same as K-K there. And there is no way I am folding K-K pre-flop.
1/2 at the Orleans in Vegas. 6-way limped pot, SB folds and the BB shoves all-in for $79. Everyone folds except for the Button who forcibly says "Call" and flips over his hand - 95 offsuit.
BB looks confused, turns over JJ, the dealer runs the board and the BB wins the hand.
As I'm sitting next to the Button, I ask him, "Um...you mind me asking why you called his all-in with 95?"
The guy looks at me like I'm a total noob and replies, "I had position."
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Toodaloo
"Rapies.
There's skittles in there.
Too-da-loo motherfukers. *window rolling up*
It's a satchel.
That guy was mean.
Except for herpes.
He's jacking his little wenis.
Not you fat jesus!
What is this a snake skin?
We're not gonna leave a baby in the room. There's a tiger in the bathroom!
I didn't know they gave out rings in the Holocaust.
Thanks a lot, bin laden.
Bradly Cooper and Zach Galifinakis riding down the escalator looking like Rain Man.
I'm a One-Man Wolf Pack.
Yeah it's on the corner of Get-a-map and Fuck-off-avenue."
yup, saw "The Hangover"
The Official Zhuk Movie Rating: 8/10 bananas
There's skittles in there.
Too-da-loo motherfukers. *window rolling up*
It's a satchel.
That guy was mean.
Except for herpes.
He's jacking his little wenis.
Not you fat jesus!
What is this a snake skin?
We're not gonna leave a baby in the room. There's a tiger in the bathroom!
I didn't know they gave out rings in the Holocaust.
Thanks a lot, bin laden.
Bradly Cooper and Zach Galifinakis riding down the escalator looking like Rain Man.
I'm a One-Man Wolf Pack.
Yeah it's on the corner of Get-a-map and Fuck-off-avenue."
yup, saw "The Hangover"
The Official Zhuk Movie Rating: 8/10 bananas
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Birdman, The Other One
The fact that Big Bird started his blog yet again.
And that we will be going to Las Vegas in a few weeks.
We all have to love Mike Tyson.
Never seen before trailer:
And that we will be going to Las Vegas in a few weeks.
We all have to love Mike Tyson.
Never seen before trailer:
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Deep Cove
Vinchenzo, Erica, Victoria, Shrek, Patrik and i.
Todays theme by default, since i udated my Ipod and all the songs got deleted and only things that i had were Tom Waits and Collie Buddz, and Tom Waits is not the greatest car music so Collie Buddz the whole trip it was:
11am. Two Cars. Rock-Paper-Scissors. Paper - Rock + Rock.
"Ouch You Got Eric's Car".
Show Off Driving. Cutting Through Lanes. Speeding. East Hastings?
North Vancouver. East. Deep Cove. Kayaking. Doubles.
Vic Cheating On Paddling. Eric Doing Work. Shrek and Pooh. Slow.
Salty Water. Island. Cut Feet On Clams. Photos.
Ice Cream. Off To Kerrisdale. Yum Yum Sushi. Beer.
Walking. KCC. #2. Drive Home. Lakers. Yawn.
Good Night Ya All!
Todays theme by default, since i udated my Ipod and all the songs got deleted and only things that i had were Tom Waits and Collie Buddz, and Tom Waits is not the greatest car music so Collie Buddz the whole trip it was:
11am. Two Cars. Rock-Paper-Scissors. Paper - Rock + Rock.
"Ouch You Got Eric's Car".
Show Off Driving. Cutting Through Lanes. Speeding. East Hastings?
North Vancouver. East. Deep Cove. Kayaking. Doubles.
Vic Cheating On Paddling. Eric Doing Work. Shrek and Pooh. Slow.
Salty Water. Island. Cut Feet On Clams. Photos.
Ice Cream. Off To Kerrisdale. Yum Yum Sushi. Beer.
Walking. KCC. #2. Drive Home. Lakers. Yawn.
Good Night Ya All!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
6
"sorry Bro"
Vincent. Three Bicycles. Bananas.
Richmond Dike. Cows Again.
Vinny: "I never knew there was a place like this"
Vlad: "Ah, are those the same flowers you can suck on?"
DAVE'S FISH AND CHIPS!
Good Hook Up. Extra Pieces. Tartar Sauce.
Tourism In Your Own City. Ice Cream In Waffle Cone!
Larry David Moments. 'No Waffle Cones?! No Ice Cream For Me Please!!!'
Point Of No Return. Right Before #3 Road On The Dike.
Vic Do Not Forget The Wedding Date. Best Man?!?
Relaxing Ride. Home. Watermelon. Outside. Chilling.
Time For Some 'Donnie Brasco'
Sack Time.
Vincent. Three Bicycles. Bananas.
Richmond Dike. Cows Again.
Vinny: "I never knew there was a place like this"
Vlad: "Ah, are those the same flowers you can suck on?"
DAVE'S FISH AND CHIPS!
Good Hook Up. Extra Pieces. Tartar Sauce.
Tourism In Your Own City. Ice Cream In Waffle Cone!
Larry David Moments. 'No Waffle Cones?! No Ice Cream For Me Please!!!'
Point Of No Return. Right Before #3 Road On The Dike.
Vic Do Not Forget The Wedding Date. Best Man?!?
Relaxing Ride. Home. Watermelon. Outside. Chilling.
Time For Some 'Donnie Brasco'
Sack Time.
Thank you Larry David was being funny
watching a ton of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" on bananas is such a trip:
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